Kid speak

Heard around our house:

“Blake caught a big fish today!”

“Yeah? What kind of fish?”

“I think it was a TV catfish!”

Umm, you mean a ‘channel’ catfish? (name withheld to protect the innocent)

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Today while discussing our upcoming trip to Washington DC, Brooke and I were talking about some of the finer points of hotel stays. . .

Brooke commented, “I know what hotels are! That’s where they have beds, right?”

“Yes, sweetie, they have beds.”

“And places to brush your teeth?” Brooke questioned.

“Yes, that too. They have beds and a bathroom.”

Brooke wrapped up her thoughts, “Oh good! Otherwise we might have to go in our pants.”

Thank you, God, even for the bathrooms we so often take for granted.